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The Office Gentlemen's Club

South Fallsburg, NY 5089 Rt 42, Main St 845-820-1609
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 19:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 20:00 - 02:00
FRI 19:00 - 02:00
SAT 19:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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46/100
How this is scored
32/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 32/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 4.3
  • Location 3.4
  • Privacy 1.7
  • Parking 3.4
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 2.6
43/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 43/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 6.0
60/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 60/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 6.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
54/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 54/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 46/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 32
  • Service 43
  • Food 60
  • Performers 54
  • Value 62
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12 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good time, decent value Came here for a buddy's bachelor party and honestly had a solid night. The dancers are genuinely friendly and the drinks won't break the bank, which matters when you're buying rounds. Place isn't fancy but it's got a chill vibe. Parking was tight but we managed.
60/100 SW score
It's what it is Been going here on and off for a couple years. The girls are always nice and the BYOB keeps costs down if you're smart about it. But the place feels cramped, privacy isn't really there, and the whole setup feels pretty bare bones. Not terrible, just not somewhere I'd take someone to impress them.
50/100 SW score
Underwhelming and cramped Expected something classier based on the name 'Gentlemen's Club' but this spot is pretty rough around the edges. Parking lot is small and the interior feels cramped with limited privacy. The dancers are friendly enough, but the whole atmosphere screams budget operation. Drinks are cheap at least, but that's about the only win.
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