The Outhouse

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The room is cramped and unimpressive.

The room is cramped and unimpressive, making it feel more like a dive than a high-end club. The location is also pretty far from downtown, which is a bummer. On the other hand, the parking is relatively easy to find, and the amenities are decent.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The staff can be friendly, but the service is slow.

The staff can be friendly, but the service is slow, and you might find yourself waiting a while for a drink or to order food. The respect you get from the staff is actually one of the highlights, though – they're generally pretty cool.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The drinks are overpriced and the food is basically inedible.

The drinks are overpriced and the food is basically inedible, which is a major bummer. The food prices are so low that it's almost like they're trying to get rid of the stuff, and the quality reflects that. Stick to the drinks, but don't even think about the food.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are decent, but the shows can be rough.

The dancers are decent, but the shows can be rough, and the professionalism is hit-or-miss. The appearance style of the dancers is actually one of the high points, though – they're all pretty attractive. If you're looking for a good time, you might find some value in the VIP area.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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The Outhouse is a solid, if unremarkable, strip club experience.

The Outhouse is a decent spot, but it won't blow you away. The atmosphere is dull, and the service can be spotty. Overall, it's a solid choice if you're in the area, but don't expect to be impressed.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.