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The Outskirts

St Joseph, MO 20575 State Hwy K 816-259-5023
Closed Opens 20:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE Closed
WED 20:00 - 01:00
THU 20:00 - 01:00 TODAY
FRI 20:00 - 03:00
SAT 20:00 - 03:00
SUN Closed
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
Kitchen
50/100

Underwhelming experience, but talented dancers save the day.

The Outskirts has a lot of potential, but falls short in several areas. The talented dancers on the floor are a highlight, but the poor food quality and slow service drag the experience down. Overall, it's a decent spot for a night out, but don't expect too much.

How this is scored
50/100

Basic rooms with decent parking, but luxury vibes are lacking.

The rooms at The Outskirts are basic, but the decent parking and relatively spacious capacity make up for it. However, the lack of luxury vibes and amenities is noticeable, making it feel like a dive bar. If you're looking for a no-frills experience, it's not bad.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 50/100

The room

Basic rooms with decent parking, but luxury vibes are lacking.

The rooms at The Outskirts are basic, but the decent parking and relatively spacious capacity make up for it. However, the lack of luxury vibes and amenities is noticeable, making it feel like a dive bar. If you're looking for a no-frills experience, it's not bad.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 5.1
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 6.8
49/100

Friendly staff, but slow service and questionable value.

The staff at The Outskirts are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and questionable value for money are a major turn-off. The respect and cleanliness of the club are positives, but the speed of service and overall value leave much to be desired. If you're patient and don't mind overpaying, you might have a decent time.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 49/100

The hospitality

Friendly staff, but slow service and questionable value.

The staff at The Outskirts are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and questionable value for money are a major turn-off. The respect and cleanliness of the club are positives, but the speed of service and overall value leave much to be desired. If you're patient and don't mind overpaying, you might have a decent time.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 6.8
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 6.0
  • Value 4.3
43/100

Terrible food quality and prices, but drink selection is okay.

The food at The Outskirts is a disaster – the quality is terrible and the prices are outrageous. However, the drink selection is decent, with a few options to choose from. If you're not picky about food, you might be able to find something to drink, but don't expect much.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 43/100

The kitchen

Terrible food quality and prices, but drink selection is okay.

The food at The Outskirts is a disaster – the quality is terrible and the prices are outrageous. However, the drink selection is decent, with a few options to choose from. If you're not picky about food, you might be able to find something to drink, but don't expect much.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 4.3
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
54/100

Great dancers, but drinks and VIP service are a letdown.

The dancers at The Outskirts are talented and put on a great show, but the drinks and VIP service are a letdown. The appearance and interaction of the dancers are positives, but the professionalism and overall experience feel lacking. If you're looking for a great dance show, you'll enjoy it, but don't expect much from the rest.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 54/100

The floor

Great dancers, but drinks and VIP service are a letdown.

The dancers at The Outskirts are talented and put on a great show, but the drinks and VIP service are a letdown. The appearance and interaction of the dancers are positives, but the professionalism and overall experience feel lacking. If you're looking for a great dance show, you'll enjoy it, but don't expect much from the rest.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 50/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience, but talented dancers save the day.

The Outskirts has a lot of potential, but falls short in several areas. The talented dancers on the floor are a highlight, but the poor food quality and slow service drag the experience down. Overall, it's a decent spot for a night out, but don't expect too much.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 50
  • Service 49
  • Food 43
  • Performers 54
  • Value 48
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4 reviews
90/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Frenzy Had a blast at The Outskirts with the crew. The open layout and giant center stage made it easy to keep the party going. We even got some VIP treatment in the private booths. Security was cool about the noise, too.
70/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to The Outskirts a few times and it's always been a solid choice for a night out. Drinks are priced fairly, and the staff is always friendly. The raised area behind the stage is a nice touch for lap dances. Just wish they'd update the decor a bit.
50/100 SW score
Mixed Bag First time at a strip club, and The Outskirts was...fine. The capacity was great, though - we didn't have to wait long to get in. But the luxury vibe was pretty lacking, and some of the dancers seemed a bit disinterested. Maybe I just caught them on a bad night.
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