The Palace

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dump with no parking

The room is a dump, with no amenities and terrible location, making it hard to get to and even harder to enjoy, so don't expect a good time. The lack of parking and privacy are just the cherry on top of a bad experience.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff is completely rude

The staff is completely rude and unhelpful, with bad door service and bar service that's slow and unfriendly, making you feel unwelcome. This place is not for anyone who values respect or safety.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are overpriced garbage

The drinks are overpriced and bad, with no good food options and expensive bottles, making it a bad choice for anyone looking for a good meal or drink. Even the cigar and hookah options are lacking, so don't bother.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are unprofessional

The dancers are unprofessional and unengaging, with bad interaction and appearance, making for a boring show. The lack of talent and professionalism makes it a waste of money, even for VIP or dance enthusiasts.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Total disaster

The Palace feels like a total loss, with awful atmosphere and zero luxury, so avoid it unless you like disappointment. It's a waste of time and money, and even fans of dive bars will find it lacking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.