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The Pendulum Club North (TPC North)

Spring, TX 100 Cypresswood Dr #1000 +12815075662
Closed
Adult Entertainment Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
BYOB
0/100

A complete disappointment in every way.

The Pendulum Club North is a total letdown from top to bottom. The only positive is the low drink prices, but the rest of the experience is a mess. Don't waste your time or money here.

How this is scored
0/100

A dirty, cramped space with no luxury.

The room is a dingy, cramped space with little to no luxury. The location is decent, but the parking and privacy are major issues. It's not worth the hassle.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

A dirty, cramped space with no luxury.

The room is a dingy, cramped space with little to no luxury. The location is decent, but the parking and privacy are major issues. It's not worth the hassle.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 1.0
  • Location 1.0
  • Privacy 1.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 1.0
  • Capacity 1.0
0/100

Expect subpar treatment from overworked staff.

The service is abysmal, with overworked staff struggling to keep up. The door service is slow, and the bar service is unfriendly. You'll be lucky to get any respect.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Expect subpar treatment from overworked staff.

The service is abysmal, with overworked staff struggling to keep up. The door service is slow, and the bar service is unfriendly. You'll be lucky to get any respect.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 1.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 1.0
0/100

Drink prices are low, but the food is a total waste.

The food at the Pendulum Club North is a total waste of money. The quality is poor, and the prices are through the roof. Stick to the drinks if you must come here.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Drink prices are low, but the food is a total waste.

The food at the Pendulum Club North is a total waste of money. The quality is poor, and the prices are through the roof. Stick to the drinks if you must come here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 1.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.0
0/100

Dancers are unimpressive, interaction is non-existent.

The dancers at the Pendulum Club North are unimpressive, with little to no interaction. The talent quality is subpar, and the appearance style is uninspired. You won't find any professionalism here.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 0/100

The floor

Dancers are unimpressive, interaction is non-existent.

The dancers at the Pendulum Club North are unimpressive, with little to no interaction. The talent quality is subpar, and the appearance style is uninspired. You won't find any professionalism here.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 1.0
  • Interaction 1.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

A complete disappointment in every way.

The Pendulum Club North is a total letdown from top to bottom. The only positive is the low drink prices, but the rest of the experience is a mess. Don't waste your time or money here.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 0
  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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80/100 SW score
A Night Out with Friends I've been to the Pendulum Club North a few times with my friends, and it's always a good time. The atmosphere's lively, and the drinks are reasonably priced, around $10 for a cocktail. We had a good time chatting with the dancers and enjoying the music.
70/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Fun We booked a private dance room for my friend's bachelor party, and it was a blast. The dancers were friendly, and the $20 lap dance was a decent deal. However, the cover charge was steep at $25, and the parking situation was a bit of a hassle.
50/100 SW score
A Mixed Night I'm not sure what I was expecting, but the Pendulum Club North didn't quite live up to my expectations. The dancers were nice, but the private dance room was a bit pricey at $2 per minute. The music was loud, and the atmosphere was a bit too rowdy for my taste.
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