The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room, bad parking, nowhere to hide.

Atmosphere and luxury both zero. Parking is impossible, privacy doesn't exist, and capacity is a joke. Location is wrong. Amenities are nowhere. You're walking into a room that feels abandoned and broken. Expect nothing.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place feels unsafe.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all zeros. Nobody here wants to help you. The place feels dangerous and filthy. You'll wait forever for a drink that tastes like poison. Disrespect is the only service you'll get.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced swill you shouldn't drink or eat.

Food quality, drink quality, bottle prices, food prices—all zeros. Everything is overpriced garbage. Cigars and hookah don't exist. The bar is a trap. Don't eat, don't drink, just leave.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, VIP value, dance value—all zeros. There are no dancers worth watching. No one cares about you. No one is good at their job. This is a room full of people going through motions with zero skill or effort.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Complete zero across the board—don't bother.

Everything here scored zero. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking—all bottom tier. The door service, bar speed, cleanliness, and safety are nonexistent. Dancers have zero talent or professionalism. Even the prices are bad. This isn't a bad strip club; it's not a strip club at all.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.