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Closed Strip Club

The Pony

Pensacola, FL 500 E Gregory St 850-432-5157
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Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $8
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500 E Gregory St
Pensacola, FL 850-432-5157
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 5.0
  • Privacy 5.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 5.1
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 4.3
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 4.0
  • Value 4.3
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 3.4
  • Luxury 3.5
  • Cigars & hookah 4.3
  • Value 4.3
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 4.3
  • Dance value 5.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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  • Food 0
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80/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good spot for a bachelor party Took my crew here for a bachelor party and had a solid time. The parking lot is perfect—plenty of spots and well-lit, which beats dealing with downtown hassle. Dancers are hot, the VIP setup works for groups. Music could be better honestly, but we were too busy having fun to care much.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Decent concept, rough execution I've been coming here off and on since the remodel. The rebranding to Mystic Cabaret sounds nice on paper, but the place still feels shabby. Lap dances are reasonably priced at $25, but the cleanliness is pretty rough—doesn't feel well-maintained. Bottle service is overpriced for what you get, and the music is honestly terrible, which kills the whole vibe.
30/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not coming back Went for the first time last weekend and left disappointed. The place smells bad and looks dirty despite the supposed remodeling. Private booths have zero privacy—you're basically on display. The drink prices are steep and the music is awful. There are better options in Pensacola if you're willing to look around.
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