The Torch 2

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is a disaster. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, and capacity all bottom out at zero. You're looking at a cramped, unwelcoming space in a bad spot with no parking and nothing to do. Even if you wanted to stay, there's nowhere to sit comfortably or privately.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff, dirty floors, no respect.

Staff doesn't care. Door service, bar service, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all non-existent. Slow drinks, dirty bathrooms, no one watching your back, and nobody acting like they want you there. Speed and value are equally absent—you'll wait forever and overpay for nothing.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage, skip the kitchen entirely.

Don't eat or drink here. Food quality, drink pricing, bottle pricing, and food pricing all hit zero. Whether it's the kitchen or the bar, nothing is worth consuming. If you're hungry or thirsty, grab something elsewhere before you arrive.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Unskilled, unprofessional, not worth your money.

No talent, no professionalism, no appeal. Talent quality, appearance/style, interaction, professionalism, and both VIP and dance value sit at zero. The floor is empty of reason to stay. You came for the dancers; they're not delivering anything.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Don't bother.

The Torch 2 fails across every dimension. Every metric sits at zero—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, pricing, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP value. This isn't a bad club; it's a non-functional one. Avoid entirely.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.