The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

More like a dingy basement than a club.

The property is a major letdown, with a dingy atmosphere and a cramped location. The parking is a joke, and the luxury vibes are completely absent. If you're looking for a high-end experience, this is not the place.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff and slow service, avoid the VIP.

The service at The Vault is some of the worst you'll find. The door staff and bartenders are rude and unfriendly, and the speed of service is glacial. Even the value is a rip-off. Unless you enjoy being treated poorly, avoid the VIP.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't even think about eating here.

The food at The Vault is an abomination. The quality is subpar, the prices are outrageous, and the selection is non-existent. Don't even think about eating here, unless you want to regret it.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Great dancers, but terrible professionalism.

The performers at The Vault are a mixed bag, with some talented dancers and some truly terrible professionalism. The talent quality is high, but the appearance style and interaction are lacking. If you're looking for a great dance, you might find it, but be prepared for some awkward interactions.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Complete disaster from top to bottom.

The Vault Gentlemen's Club is a total misfire. With some of the lowest scores in every category, it's clear that this place has some serious issues. If you're looking for a night out, keep looking.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.