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Closed Strip Club

The Velvet Touch

Parma, MI 2495 Parma Rd. (517) 531-3255
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Closed Opens 12:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 12:00 - 20:00 TODAY
TUE 12:00 - 20:00
WED 12:00 - 20:00
THU 12:00 - 20:00
FRI 12:00 - 20:00
SAT Closed
SUN Closed
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2495 Parma Rd.
Parma, MI (517) 531-3255 velvettouchadultboutiquesmi.com
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.5
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 3.5
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 1.0
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 1.0
  • Safety 2.1
  • Cleanliness 2.0
  • Value 1.7
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.8
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.7
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 1.7
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 3.0
  • Appearance & style 1.7
  • Interaction 4.2
  • Professionalism 1.7
  • VIP value 2.1
  • Dance value 2.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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70/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor party
Good Drinks, Rough Around the Edges Came here with buddies for a bachelor party. The music is legit—best I've heard at any club—and drinks won't break the bank. But the place needs serious cleaning, and the dancers seemed checked out. Got hit with surprise charges too. Not terrible for a quick night out, but wouldn't call it a destination.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
regular
Overpriced and Understaffed Used to come here more often, but the value's gone downhill. You're told it's $10 a dance, then it's $20 or more. Saw one of the girls literally on her phone complaining about money instead of working the room. The cleanliness is a real issue too. Drinks are still cheap, which is the only reason I give it a 2.5.
40/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first-timer
Not Worth the Trip First time at The Velvet Touch. Inside is pretty rough—didn't feel clean or safe, honestly. Paid way more than advertised, and the talent wasn't there. I get that strip clubs aren't five-star establishments, but this one feels like it's stopped trying altogether.
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