Thee Dollhouse

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Spacious multi-stage room near Marriott; valet-only parking, well-lit and maintained.

Multi-stage layout with a large main stage, two smaller satellite stages, and a bar that seats about 20. The room is spacious and well-maintained with good sightlines from most tables. Valet parking is mandatory at $5 (or $10 according to one regular), and the location—right across from the Marriott and within walking distance of other hotels—makes it convenient for travelers. The only real friction: no street parking option, which some find annoying.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Attentive staff and friendly bartenders; respectful, efficient, and welcoming throughout.

Staff earn consistent praise: waitresses are attractive and attentive, bartenders are friendly and keep drinks flowing, and door staff are respectful. Speed is solid, and the overall tone is welcoming even on slow nights. One minor note: the ATM carries a brutal $40 surcharge, so bring cash or use the Marriott across the street.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Pasties club with beer under $8; water pricey at $6, food minimal.

Pasties club, so no full nudity. Beer runs around $7, water is $6, and mixed drinks are reasonably priced. Food is minimal—one reviewer mentioned free hot dogs and chips on Super Bowl Sunday, but the kitchen is not a draw. This is a drinks-and-dancing venue, not a food destination.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Consistently high-quality roster; 8s and 9s regular, though fewer curvy dancers.

The real strength. Reviewers consistently single out the dancer quality as exceptional—multiple mentions of 8s and 9s, and one called it "arguably one of the best groups I've encountered across the U.S." The roster averages solid 7s and up, though there's been a noted shift toward fewer curvy dancers and more Latina and slender/fair-skinned performers. Interaction is warm and professional. Floor dances run $20, bench/bar dances $30, VIP around $150 (though pricing can be vague). Best nights: after 10 PM, especially weekends and Sundays.

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Westshore hotel corridor gem with top-tier talent and upscale vibe.

This is a standout room in the Westshore hotel corridor—reviewers consistently rave about the dancer quality, calling it among the best they've encountered. The $10 cover is standard, valet is $5, and the upscale atmosphere (well-lit, maintained furnishings, multiple stages) draws a solid crowd, especially after 10 PM on weekends. The main trade-off: pasties, and some reviewers note the roster has shifted toward fewer curvy dancers. For someone staying nearby or seeking top talent in a polished setting, this delivers.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.