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Closed Strip Club

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, FL 5570 S Orange Blossom Trail (407) 858-1319
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $10
Hours
MON 19:00 - 02:00 TODAY
TUE 19:00 - 02:00
WED 19:00 - 02:00
THU 19:00 - 02:00
FRI 19:00 - 02:00
SAT 19:00 - 02:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Kitchen
Parking
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.5
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 5.1
  • Parking 6.0
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Amenities 5.1
  • Capacity 4.3
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 0/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.8
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.0
  • Cleanliness 1.0
  • Value 2.6
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 2.6
  • Bottle prices 2.1
  • Luxury 2.8
  • Cigars & hookah 5.1
  • Value 2.6
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 4.2
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 3.5
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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What the floor said

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80/100 SW score
Door guys are solid, rest needs work Came through on a Friday night with buddies. The valet and door staff were genuinely professional, got us in smooth. But once inside, we waited like 20 minutes with barely any dancers on stage, and the bartender was more interested in chatting with other staff than taking orders. Drinks are overpriced too—$15 for a basic cocktail. Door service saved this from being a 2-star.
60/100 SW score
Used to be better, now it's hit or miss I've been going here for a while and the place has definitely slipped. Some nights Luna's behind the bar and everything runs tight, other nights the service is just lazy. Dancer rotation is thin—saw the same 4 girls all night with huge gaps in between sets. The valet is always on point, but the premium pricing doesn't match what you're actually getting anymore.
70/100 SW score
Decent entry point but overpriced First time at a club like this. The door staff made me feel welcome and the setup is nice with the VIP rooms and food. But $20 cover plus $10 drinks? For what felt like a skeleton crew of dancers and mediocre service, it stung. Wouldn't say don't go, just manage your expectations on value.
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