Tiki Cabaret

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Parking's a plus, but that's about it.

The parking situation is the only bright spot in Tiki Cabaret's property department. With a score of 7, it's one of the few things that's done right. Unfortunately, the rest of the room falls short, with a cramped atmosphere and mediocre amenities.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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You'll get treated like a human, but don't expect much.

Despite a few standout employees, Tiki Cabaret's service is generally unimpressive. A score of 6 for bar service is a small bright spot, but it's not enough to make up for the slow door service and lack of respect from staff. If you're looking for a place to treat a friend or impress a date, Tiki Cabaret is not the spot.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Don't bother with the food or drinks.

Tiki Cabaret's kitchen and drinks are a complete disaster. With a score of 1 for food quality, it's clear that the kitchen is not a priority. The prices are also outrageous, making it difficult to justify spending any money on food or drinks. Unless you're a die-hard fan of terrible cuisine, it's best to avoid the food altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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The dancers are okay, but the rest is a disaster.

The dancers at Tiki Cabaret are the only redeeming quality of the club. With a score of 4.3 for appearance and interaction, they're at least trying to put on a good show. However, the rest of the performers are subpar, with a lack of professionalism and poor talent quality. If you're just there to see the dancers, you might have a decent time, but don't expect much else.

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A mess in every way.

Tiki Cabaret is a chaotic, unimpressive experience. The lack of attention to detail and poor service make it hard to find anything redeeming. If you're just looking for a cheap, no-frills spot to grab a drink, you might find it tolerable, but don't expect much else.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.