Titillations

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience, not a great location.

The property itself is underwhelming, with a lackluster location that's not exactly convenient. The luxury vibes are nice, but they're not enough to make up for the cramped capacity and mediocre amenities. If you're looking for a high-end experience, you'll be disappointed.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Door service is friendly, but it ends there.

While the door service is friendly and welcoming, the rest of the staff seems completely disinterested. The respect you're shown is basically nonexistent, and the safety record is alarming. Unless you're a fan of being ignored and potentially putting yourself in harm's way, it's best to steer clear.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Food quality is decent, but prices are steep.

The food quality is actually pretty decent, but the prices are outrageous. You'll be paying top dollar for mediocre eats and drinks that aren't even that great. If you're a foodie looking for a good meal, you'll be disappointed, but if you're just looking for a place to grab a bite, you might find something here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is decent, but interaction is nonexistent.

The talent on the floor is decent, but it's clear that they're not getting the support they need. The appearance style is okay, but the interaction is basically nonexistent. If you're looking for a club with great performers, you'll be disappointed, but if you just want to sit back and watch some decent dancing, you might find something here.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Absolute disaster from start to finish.

Titillations is a complete mess, with virtually every aspect falling short. From the terrible atmosphere to the abysmal safety record, it's clear that this club is not prioritizing its customers' well-being. Unless you're a die-hard fan of dives with no redeeming qualities, it's best to avoid this place.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.