Torch Lounge

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Depressing room with nowhere to sit and no charm.

The room itself is a dead zone: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities, zero location appeal, zero parking, zero capacity comfort, and zero privacy. It's not just bad—it's actively depressing. Nowhere to sit, nothing to look at, nowhere to be. Avoid entirely.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy, unsafe vibes.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all nonexistent. You'll be ignored, rushed, or worse. The place feels unsafe and looks filthy. If you value being treated like a human, go anywhere else.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage drinks and no real food.

Drinks are overpriced for what you get, bottles are a ripoff, and there's no food quality to speak of. You're paying premium prices for bottom-shelf experience. Don't expect anything edible or drinkable here.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Zero talent, zero professionalism, zero appearance standards, zero interaction, and zero dance value. The floor is empty or worse. You're not paying to see dancers—you're paying to be disappointed.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Torch Lounge is a complete miss across the board.

Every single metric tanked—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent, appearance, interaction, and professionalism all scored zero. This isn't a club with problems; it's a building with a stage. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.