Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Terrible parking, but a decent location.

The room at Torpedo's has some redeeming qualities, like a decent location and a comfortable atmosphere. However, the parking situation is a nightmare, and the lack of luxury amenities makes it feel like a dive. If you're looking for a low-key night out, you might find it tolerable.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The staff at Torpedo's are friendly and try their best, but the slow service and lack of respect for customers are major turn-offs. The bar service is one of the few bright spots, but it's not enough to make up for the rest. If you're looking for a place with top-notch service, keep looking.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, mediocre food and drinks.

The food and drinks at Torpedo's are overpriced and mediocre at best. The quality is lacking, and the prices are steep. If you're looking for a good meal, you're better off going somewhere else. The only saving grace is the decent drink prices.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but not worth the cost.

The dancers at Torpedo's are some of the few highlights of the club. They're talented and engaging, but the low talent value and high prices make it not worth the cost. If you're looking for a good show, you might find it here, but be prepared for a pricey night out.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around disaster.

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club is a mess from top to bottom. The low overall score reflects the club's numerous shortcomings, from terrible parking to slow service. If you're looking for a good time, you're better off looking elsewhere.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.