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Closed Bikini Bar

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ 226 Main St 732-560-9773
Closed Opens 12:00 today
Bikini Bar 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON 12:00 - 02:00
TUE 12:00 - 02:00
WED 12:00 - 02:00 TODAY
THU 12:00 - 02:00
FRI 12:00 - 02:00
SAT 12:00 - 02:00
SUN 18:00 - 02:00
On tap
Kitchen
45/100
How this is scored
47/100
How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 47/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 7.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 3.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 5.1
47/100
How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 47/100

The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 7.0
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 3.4
  • Value 4.3
44/100
How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 44/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 3.5
  • Food prices 3.5
  • Drink prices 7.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 4.3
43/100
How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 43/100

The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 5.1
  • VIP value 1.7
  • Dance value 4.3
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 45/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 47
  • Service 47
  • Food 44
  • Performers 43
  • Value 42
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80/100 SW score
Good time, decent dancers, don't expect fancy Went here for a buddy's bachelor party and had a solid night. The Brazilian and Latina dancers are the real draw—Victoria was genuinely impressive. Drinks are cheap at $4, which helped the budget go further. Place isn't fancy and the private dance area could use some walls, but for a no-frills good time it works.
50/100 SW score
Inconsistent quality and privacy issues I've been a few times and it's hit or miss. Some dancers are sharp, others seem disinterested. The bigger issue is the VIP room—there's barely any privacy, which defeats the purpose. Bartender Melissa is friendly and fast, but the venue itself feels worn and the cover charge doesn't justify what you get.
70/100 SW score
Solid for what it is, just manage expectations First time at a strip club and Torpedo's was pretty laid back. The staff was helpful, especially the manager Byron, and the $20 lap dances felt reasonable. It's not upscale by any means—the place has character but could use some TLC. Worth a visit if you're in the area and want Brazilian or Latina dancers without pretension.
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