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Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR 8000 SE Foster Rd 971-230-0047
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
Private Booths
Kitchen
42/100

Dive bar with heart.

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip has a unique charm that's hard to find elsewhere. It's not the most refined place, but it's got character. If you're looking for a dive bar experience with dancing and a laid-back atmosphere, this might be the spot for you. Just don't come here expecting luxury.

How this is scored
40/100

Not exactly the most luxurious spot.

The room itself is pretty basic, with a low-end atmosphere that's not exactly what you'd call luxurious. However, the location is decent and parking is relatively easy to find. If you're looking for a no-frills spot to grab a drink and catch a show, it'll get the job done.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 40/100

The room

Not exactly the most luxurious spot.

The room itself is pretty basic, with a low-end atmosphere that's not exactly what you'd call luxurious. However, the location is decent and parking is relatively easy to find. If you're looking for a no-frills spot to grab a drink and catch a show, it'll get the job done.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 3.4
  • Location 2.6
  • Privacy 4.3
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 5.1
46/100

Friendly door staff, but service gets slow.

The door staff are friendly and welcoming, but the bar service can get slow, especially during peak hours. The respect and cleanliness of the club are decent, but the safety and value could use some work. If you're looking for a place with good interaction with the performers, this might be the spot for you.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 46/100

The hospitality

Friendly door staff, but service gets slow.

The door staff are friendly and welcoming, but the bar service can get slow, especially during peak hours. The respect and cleanliness of the club are decent, but the safety and value could use some work. If you're looking for a place with good interaction with the performers, this might be the spot for you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 4.3
  • Safety 4.3
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 3.4
32/100

Bottles are overpriced, food quality is a joke.

The food quality is laughable, with overpriced bottles that are more expensive than they're worth. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and some food, look elsewhere. But if you're looking for a spot to grab a cheap drink and catch a show, this might be the place for you.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 32/100

The kitchen

Bottles are overpriced, food quality is a joke.

The food quality is laughable, with overpriced bottles that are more expensive than they're worth. If you're looking for a place to grab a drink and some food, look elsewhere. But if you're looking for a spot to grab a cheap drink and catch a show, this might be the place for you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 3.4
43/100

Great dancers, terrible drinks.

The talent on stage is top-notch, with great dancers and a high level of professionalism. However, the drinks and bottle prices are a joke, and the VIP value is almost non-existent. If you're looking for a place to see some great dancing and interact with the performers, this might be the spot for you.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 43/100

The floor

Great dancers, terrible drinks.

The talent on stage is top-notch, with great dancers and a high level of professionalism. However, the drinks and bottle prices are a joke, and the VIP value is almost non-existent. If you're looking for a place to see some great dancing and interact with the performers, this might be the spot for you.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 5.1
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 42/100

How scoring works

Dive bar with heart.

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip has a unique charm that's hard to find elsewhere. It's not the most refined place, but it's got character. If you're looking for a dive bar experience with dancing and a laid-back atmosphere, this might be the spot for you. Just don't come here expecting luxury.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 40
  • Service 46
  • Food 32
  • Performers 43
  • Value 42
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Bachelor Party Delight We came in for a bachelor party and had an amazing time. The dancers were attractive and friendly, and the drinks were reasonably priced. The only downside was the atmosphere, which felt a bit off.
60/100 SW score
Decent Night Out I've been to Trophy's a few times, and I've had mixed experiences. The parking is great, but the drinks are a bit pricey and the atmosphere could use some work.
40/100 SW score
Disappointing Visit Unfortunately, my visit to Trophy's was a letdown. The luxury feel is almost non-existent, and the location isn't exactly in a great part of town. The dancers were friendly, but the experience overall felt overpriced.
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