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Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, CA 17415 Catalpa St 760-949-6000
Closed Opens 19:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+ Cover $20
Hours
MON 19:00 - 02:00
TUE 19:00 - 02:00
WED 19:00 - 02:00
THU 19:00 - 02:00 TODAY
FRI 19:00 - 03:00
SAT 19:00 - 03:00
SUN 19:00 - 02:00
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VIP Rooms
Private Booths
52/100

High Desert layover with curvy dancer bench and VIP-focused action.

Ultimate Showgirls is a no-frills all-nude spot positioned as a convenient pit stop between LA and Vegas. Reviewers consistently praise the dancer friendliness and VIP value (3-for-$40 dance specials, clean private rooms), but note that the room sits empty on weekdays and the talent ranges from 3s to 8s. Parking is free and well-lit, though the industrial location requires GPS to find. Best on Friday/Saturday nights or as a highway break; expect casual pressure from dancers and limited alcohol.

How this is scored
51/100

Industrial zone off I-15; free lit parking, remote location, dim interior.

Located 5 miles off I-15 in a remote industrial park, Ultimate requires deliberate effort to reach—reviewers recommend GPS and note the area feels sketchy after dark, though the parking lot itself is secure and lit. The interior is dim and sparse: one main stage, back lap-dance couches, and a few VIP rooms. Capacity is modest (around 20 on busy Saturday nights), and the layout is functional rather than upscale. Daytime crowds are thin; Friday and Saturday nights see better attendance.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 51/100

The room

Industrial zone off I-15; free lit parking, remote location, dim interior.

Located 5 miles off I-15 in a remote industrial park, Ultimate requires deliberate effort to reach—reviewers recommend GPS and note the area feels sketchy after dark, though the parking lot itself is secure and lit. The interior is dim and sparse: one main stage, back lap-dance couches, and a few VIP rooms. Capacity is modest (around 20 on busy Saturday nights), and the layout is functional rather than upscale. Daytime crowds are thin; Friday and Saturday nights see better attendance.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Amenities 4.3
  • Capacity 4.3
53/100

Laid-back bouncers, attentive bartender, minimal hustle—low-pressure floor.

Bouncers are relaxed and non-confrontational; door staff explain rules clearly (no phones except at bar, masks required per some reviews). The bartender is friendly and attentive, and the drink minimum is not aggressively enforced. Dancers can be aggressive when the room is slow (multiple dancers competing for one customer), but the overall tone is low-pressure and respectful. Safety is adequate given the remote location, though the sketchy surrounding area is a trade-off.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 53/100

The hospitality

Laid-back bouncers, attentive bartender, minimal hustle—low-pressure floor.

Bouncers are relaxed and non-confrontational; door staff explain rules clearly (no phones except at bar, masks required per some reviews). The bartender is friendly and attentive, and the drink minimum is not aggressively enforced. Dancers can be aggressive when the room is slow (multiple dancers competing for one customer), but the overall tone is low-pressure and respectful. Safety is adequate given the remote location, though the sketchy surrounding area is a trade-off.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 6.0
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 3.4
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 5.1
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 5.1
42/100

No alcohol, juice-and-soda bar only; water $5, fountain drinks $6 as of 2024 reviews.

All-nude venue means no alcohol—only juice, soda, and non-alcoholic options. Water bottles run $5 and fountain drinks $6 as of 2024 reviews. A two-drink minimum applies, though reviewers report it's loosely enforced. No food service. The juice bar has solid variety (Monster, Red Bull, O'Douls), and bartenders are friendly about it, but this is a significant constraint for drinkers.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 42/100

The kitchen

No alcohol, juice-and-soda bar only; water $5, fountain drinks $6 as of 2024 reviews.

All-nude venue means no alcohol—only juice, soda, and non-alcoholic options. Water bottles run $5 and fountain drinks $6 as of 2024 reviews. A two-drink minimum applies, though reviewers report it's loosely enforced. No food service. The juice bar has solid variety (Monster, Red Bull, O'Douls), and bartenders are friendly about it, but this is a significant constraint for drinkers.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 6.0
  • Bottle prices 3.5
  • Luxury 2.6
  • Cigars & hookah 1.7
  • Value 5.1
61/100

Mixed talent, curvy aesthetic, friendly approach; variable professionalism and stage energy.

The roster skews curvy and Latina-heavy, with a friendly, approachable demeanor. Reviewers praise the willingness to chat and stage presence, though professionalism varies—some dancers are disengaged or phone-focused. Talent ranges visibly (3s to 8s on the attractiveness scale); standout dancers like Sapphire and Ryder get named praise. VIP dances are the highlight: 3-for-$40 specials, clean private rooms, and dancers who make the experience feel intimate. Weekend nights (especially Friday/Saturday) bring more girls and energy.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 61/100

The floor

Mixed talent, curvy aesthetic, friendly approach; variable professionalism and stage energy.

The roster skews curvy and Latina-heavy, with a friendly, approachable demeanor. Reviewers praise the willingness to chat and stage presence, though professionalism varies—some dancers are disengaged or phone-focused. Talent ranges visibly (3s to 8s on the attractiveness scale); standout dancers like Sapphire and Ryder get named praise. VIP dances are the highlight: 3-for-$40 specials, clean private rooms, and dancers who make the experience feel intimate. Weekend nights (especially Friday/Saturday) bring more girls and energy.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 6.0
  • Appearance & style 6.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 7.0
  • Dance value 7.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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SW SCORE · 52/100

How scoring works

High Desert layover with curvy dancer bench and VIP-focused action.

Ultimate Showgirls is a no-frills all-nude spot positioned as a convenient pit stop between LA and Vegas. Reviewers consistently praise the dancer friendliness and VIP value (3-for-$40 dance specials, clean private rooms), but note that the room sits empty on weekdays and the talent ranges from 3s to 8s. Parking is free and well-lit, though the industrial location requires GPS to find. Best on Friday/Saturday nights or as a highway break; expect casual pressure from dancers and limited alcohol.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 51
  • Service 53
  • Food 42
  • Performers 61
  • Value 59
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24 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good value for what it is Had my bachelor party here and honestly wasn't expecting much from the industrial location. The $40 dance packages are fair pricing and the girls deliver in the VIP rooms. No booze obviously but we pregamed anyway.
60/100 SW score
Decent spot but nothing fancy Been coming here off and on for a couple years. Parking is easy and they've got the free admission coupons online which helps. Don't expect luxury though - it's pretty bare bones and the location isn't great.
50/100 SW score
Hard to find and slow service Took forever to find this place in the industrial area and once inside it felt pretty run down. The dancers were friendly enough but getting drinks took way too long even though it's just sodas and water.
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