Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Looks like a 90s time capsule.

The property feels like a relic of the past, with subpar amenities and a weird layout. It's not necessarily a bad spot, but it's not exactly luxurious either. If you're a fan of dive bars, you might enjoy the laid-back vibe, but others might find it off-putting.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No one seems to care.

The service here is abysmal, with slow door service and a general air of indifference. It's like the staff is just going through the motions. If you're looking for a welcoming atmosphere, you'll want to look elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced drinks, bad food.

The food and drinks at this place are overpriced and underwhelming. The quality of the food is mediocre at best, and the drinks are pretty basic. If you're a foodie, you'll want to skip this place altogether.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers are okay, but the rest is lacking.

The dancers here are the highlight of the experience, but even they can't make up for the rest of the club's shortcomings. The talent is decent, but the appearance and interaction scores are pretty low. If you're a fan of the performers, you might want to stick around, but others might find the rest of the experience lacking.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around disappointment.

This place feels like a missed opportunity. The low scores across the board suggest a lack of attention to detail. If you're looking for a top-notch experience, you'll want to skip this one.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.