Ultra Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

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Airport-adjacent lot with free parking, low ceilings, single raised stage, tight booth layout.

Free parking in an ample, unmonitored lot right at the club, near the airport and I-95—convenience without the premium. Inside: bar upfront, single raised stage behind it, rectangular seating around the stage, semi-private booths lining one wall with bead curtains (so don't expect seclusion). Low ceiling limits pole work. The neighborhood feels safe, and the exterior gets props for upkeep. Capacity is tight; it's not a sprawling room, so Friday/Saturday nights can feel cramped.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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Bartenders attentive and respectful; pat-down entry, ID check visual-only, no credit card hassle if you pay cash.

Door staff wave you through with a pat-down and ID check (visual, no scanning). Bartenders are genuinely attentive without hovering—one reviewer noted a bartender passing a tip to a dancer on stage. Drinks are reasonably priced ($5–$8 range typical), and paying cash avoids the $20 minimum and 3.75% fee that credit cards trigger. Respect and safety are consistent across reviews; no hostility reported. Cleanliness is solid. The tradeoff: service speed can lag on busy nights, and the tight layout means less room to move.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

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Drinks under $10 average; bottled water $6, beer ~$8, no food kitchen—liquor-focused.

No kitchen; drinks only. Beer, liquor, and bottled water in the $5–$8 range—genuinely cheap for a club. Stella around $8, double shot of Crown $20. No food pricing or quality data because food isn't offered. If you're hungry, eat before you arrive.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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Mostly Cuban and Latina dancers; English sparse, translator apps standard; stage work uneven, lap dances $25–$30.

Mostly Cuban and Latina dancers with limited English; they carry translator apps and use them actively. Reviewers rate attractiveness 6–8 on average, with a few standouts each night. Stage work is described as tame and lacks energy—one reviewer noted a stage void of dancers mid-afternoon, another complained about flat performances. Lap dances run $25–$30 (some offer three-for-a-deal discounts), and private VIP rooms quoted $300–$350 per hour. Interaction is friendly but variable; some dancers hustle hard, others cluster together and ignore patrons. Best bet: arrive early or daytime when fewer customers mean more one-on-one attention.

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Latina-heavy Congress Avenue room; solid daytime value before 8 PM.

Ultra sits near PBI with free parking and a no-cover window until 8 PM—solid entry point for daytime or early evening. The room is clean and laid-back, with a diverse crowd and bartenders who actually pay attention. Dancer rotation is Latina-heavy (mostly Cuban), and while communication relies on phones and translation apps, reviewers note genuine friendliness and professionalism. The main knock: stage performances stay tame, booths lack privacy with bead dividers, and on slow nights the room can feel thin. Best for afternoon/early-evening visits when cover is free and you're not chasing a packed Saturday.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.