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Closed Bikini Bar

Uncle Paulie's Bar

Glen Ellyn, IL 2N030 Mildred Ave 630-690-1351
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Closed Opens 15:30 tomorrow
Bikini Bar 21+
Hours
MON Closed TODAY
TUE 15:30 - 01:00
WED 15:30 - 01:00
THU 15:30 - 01:00
FRI 15:30 - 02:00
SAT 16:00 - 02:00
SUN Closed
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2N030 Mildred Ave
Glen Ellyn, IL 630-690-1351
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 2.0
  • Location 4.3
  • Privacy 1.0
  • Parking 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 3.4
  • Capacity 2.0
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 1.0
  • Bar service 2.6
  • Speed 1.0
  • Respect 3.4
  • Safety 2.6
  • Cleanliness 1.7
  • Value 2.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 3.4
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 2.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 1.0
  • Appearance & style 2.0
  • Interaction 1.4
  • Professionalism 1.0
  • VIP value 1.0
  • Dance value 1.7
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

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How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

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  • Food 0
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40/100 SW score
WeekendMike
bachelor_party
Depressing hole in the wall Went here for a bachelor party expecting a fun night out. The atmosphere is genuinely depressing—dark, cramped, and honestly it stinks in there. Dancers are low-quality and the bartender was slow even when it wasn't busy. Drinks were overpriced at $8-10 and mostly ice in a plastic cup. Skip this place and go to Gold Room instead.
50/100 SW score
RegularJay
local
It's fine if you live nearby I've been here a handful of times because it's close to home. The lap dances are cheap at $10, which is the main draw. But the place feels sad—no privacy to speak of, and the bar service is pretty spotty. If you're desperate and local, it works. Otherwise there are better options around.
30/100 SW score
FirstTimerCT
first_timer
Not worth the trip First time visiting and I left after one drink. The venue is tiny with almost no amenities, and the whole place has a sad, run-down vibe. I was expecting lap dances but the quality wasn't there, and the bartender didn't seem to care I was even there. Hard pass.
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