Union Jacks

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Basic rooms with some parking issues.

The room is functional, but lacks any real luxury vibes. Parking can be a nightmare, and the location isn't particularly prime. If you're looking for a fancy night out, keep looking.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service and mediocre value.

The staff at Union Jacks are friendly and respectful, but the service can be slow. Value is a major issue, with overpriced drinks and mediocre food. If you're looking for a hassle-free experience, this isn't the place.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Bad food and ridiculously overpriced drinks.

The food at Union Jacks is a major letdown. Prices are outrageous, and the quality is subpar. If you're looking for a decent meal, you'd be better off elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but lackluster overall experience.

Some of the dancers at Union Jacks are decent, but the overall experience is lacking. The quality of the talent is hit-or-miss, and the appearance and interaction can vary greatly. If you're looking for a top-notch strip club experience, this isn't it.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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Underwhelming experience from top to bottom.

Union Jacks falls short in nearly every aspect. The room is basic, the service is slow, and the food is subpar. Unless you're on a tight budget or want to see some decent dancers, there's little reason to visit.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.