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Closed Strip Club

Vice Miami

Hialeah, FL 766 E 25th St
Closed Opens 20:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON 20:00 - 05:00 TODAY
TUE 20:00 - 05:00
WED 20:00 - 05:00
THU 20:00 - 05:00
FRI 20:00 - 05:00
SAT 20:00 - 05:00
SUN 20:00 - 05:00
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How this is scored
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How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 0/100

The room

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 8.0
  • Location 5.1
  • Privacy 8.0
  • Parking 7.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 5.1
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How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The hospitality

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 8.0
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 6.0
  • Respect 8.0
  • Safety 8.0
  • Cleanliness 4.2
  • Value 6.0
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How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 0/100

The kitchen

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 6.0
  • Food prices 6.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
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How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

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The floor

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 8.0
  • Appearance & style 8.0
  • Interaction 6.0
  • Professionalism 6.0
  • VIP value 4.2
  • Dance value 6.0
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 0/100

How scoring works

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
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  • Service 0
  • Food 0
  • Performers 0
  • Value 0
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90/100 SW score
Great vibe for a bachelor party Took my crew here for a bachelor party and it was solid. The atmosphere feels intimate without being cramped, and the dancers are genuinely talented—not just going through the motions. Security was tight at the door which made everyone feel safe. Only thing that sucked was the $10 parking, but the drinks are reasonably priced so it balanced out.
70/100 SW score
Good spot, but doesn't feel fancy I've been here a few times now. The girls are quality and the staff treats you with respect, which matters. Privacy in the back is legit. That said, it's not trying to be upscale—it's a no-frills venue with a strong Latin focus. If you're looking for sophistication, this isn't it. But if you want decent dancers and a real atmosphere without pretense, it works.
80/100 SW score
Solid first-timer experience Never been to a strip club before and picked this place mostly because of the reviews. The door staff was professional and made me feel welcome instead of sketchy. Drinks weren't overpriced and the whole vibe felt laid-back. The only oddball thing was finding out the kitchen is closed and there's a food truck outside, but honestly it didn't matter. Would come back.
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