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VIP Club

Mineral Wells, WV 7998 Pike St (304) 489-8190
Closed
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
Hours not published.
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
53/100

Mixed bag with some bright spots.

VIP Club is a mixed bag. While some aspects shine, others fall flat. Overall, you'll find a decent spot for a low-key night out, but don't expect too much luxury or top-notch performers. If you're on a tight budget, it's worth a visit, but be prepared for some rough edges.

How this is scored
55/100

Luxury vibes on a budget.

The room is a highlight, with a decent location and respectable cleanliness. However, the luxury aspect is severely lacking, and the capacity is cramped. If you're looking for a more upscale experience, you might be disappointed. Still, the atmosphere is pleasant, and the parking situation is manageable.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 55/100

The room

Luxury vibes on a budget.

The room is a highlight, with a decent location and respectable cleanliness. However, the luxury aspect is severely lacking, and the capacity is cramped. If you're looking for a more upscale experience, you might be disappointed. Still, the atmosphere is pleasant, and the parking situation is manageable.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 5.1
  • Location 8.0
  • Privacy 6.0
  • Parking 4.3
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Amenities 6.0
  • Capacity 3.4
56/100

Friendly door service, but slow.

The door service is friendly and welcoming, but the speed of service can be glacial. Respect is a major strength, with staff treating you like an old friend. However, safety concerns and cleanliness issues bring the score down. If you value a warm welcome and good company, you'll feel at home here, but be patient with the sluggish service.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 56/100

The hospitality

Friendly door service, but slow.

The door service is friendly and welcoming, but the speed of service can be glacial. Respect is a major strength, with staff treating you like an old friend. However, safety concerns and cleanliness issues bring the score down. If you value a warm welcome and good company, you'll feel at home here, but be patient with the sluggish service.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 5.1
  • Bar service 6.0
  • Speed 3.5
  • Respect 6.0
  • Safety 6.8
  • Cleanliness 6.8
  • Value 6.0
70/100

Bargain prices, but terrible food quality.

The prices are ridiculously low, making it a great value for the budget-conscious. Unfortunately, the food quality is abysmal, with even the most basic dishes tasting like cardboard. If you're a foodie, you'll want to steer clear. However, if you're just looking for a cheap drink and don't mind a snack, you might find it tolerable.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 70/100

The kitchen

Bargain prices, but terrible food quality.

The prices are ridiculously low, making it a great value for the budget-conscious. Unfortunately, the food quality is abysmal, with even the most basic dishes tasting like cardboard. If you're a foodie, you'll want to steer clear. However, if you're just looking for a cheap drink and don't mind a snack, you might find it tolerable.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 1.0
  • Luxury 1.0
  • Cigars & hookah 1.0
  • Value 6.0
43/100

Some talented dancers, but lack polish.

The dancers are a mixed bag, with some talented performers and others who seem lost. The appearance and interaction are hit-or-miss, and professionalism is a concern. If you're a fan of raw talent and don't mind a little chaos, you might enjoy the floor shows. However, if you're looking for a polished, high-end experience, you'll be disappointed.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 43/100

The floor

Some talented dancers, but lack polish.

The dancers are a mixed bag, with some talented performers and others who seem lost. The appearance and interaction are hit-or-miss, and professionalism is a concern. If you're a fan of raw talent and don't mind a little chaos, you might enjoy the floor shows. However, if you're looking for a polished, high-end experience, you'll be disappointed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 5.1
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 3.4
  • Professionalism 4.2
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 3.4
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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SW SCORE · 53/100

How scoring works

Mixed bag with some bright spots.

VIP Club is a mixed bag. While some aspects shine, others fall flat. Overall, you'll find a decent spot for a low-key night out, but don't expect too much luxury or top-notch performers. If you're on a tight budget, it's worth a visit, but be prepared for some rough edges.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 55
  • Service 56
  • Food 70
  • Performers 43
  • Value 55
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25 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good for a night out I stopped by the VIP Club with friends for a night out and had a great time. The location off the Interstate made it super easy to find, and the cozy neighborhood bar feel was a nice change of pace from the usual strip clubs. Drinks were reasonably priced too, with most beers and shots around $3. The only downside was that the dancers seemed a bit understaffed, but overall I'd still recommend it for a casual night out.
70/100 SW score
Mixed bag As a first-timer at the VIP Club, I was a bit skeptical about what to expect. The location was convenient, but the club itself felt a bit small and cramped. The dancers were friendly but not particularly engaging, and the private lap dance rooms were a nice touch. However, the drinks were a bit pricey, and the overall atmosphere felt a bit low-key for my taste.
60/100 SW score
Not the best value I stopped by the VIP Club with a bachelor party crew and was looking forward to a fun night out. Unfortunately, the dancers seemed a bit overpriced, with most lap dances clocking in around $20. The location was great, but the club itself felt a bit dated, and the lack of luxury amenities was a bit of a letdown. Overall, I'd say it's an okay spot for a quick stop, but not worth going out of your way for.
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