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Visions

New Orleans, LA 4000 Downman Rd 504-240-0069
Closed Opens 11:00 today
Strip Club Topless 21+
Hours
MON Closed
TUE 11:00 - 03:00
WED 11:00 - 03:00 TODAY
THU 11:00 - 03:00
FRI 11:00 - 04:00
SAT 11:00 - 04:00
SUN 18:00 - 02:00
On tap
VIP Rooms
Private Booths
WiFi
53/100

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

Visions falls short in every aspect. From the run-down exterior to the lackluster performances, it's clear the club hasn't prioritized its customers' experience. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid.

How this is scored
56/100

Looks abandoned from the outside.

The property's poor condition is a major turn-off. The location is convenient, but the parking is limited and the entrance feels uninviting. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

How property is scored
HOW PROPERTY IS SCORED

Property weighting

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PROPERTY · 56/100

The room

Looks abandoned from the outside.

The property's poor condition is a major turn-off. The location is convenient, but the parking is limited and the entrance feels uninviting. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, keep looking.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Atmosphere 6.0
  • Location 3.0
  • Privacy 7.0
  • Parking 8.0
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Amenities 7.0
  • Capacity 5.1
54/100

Staff seems disinterested in helping.

The service is abysmal, with staff seemingly unbothered by your presence. Door service is non-existent, and bar service is slow. Unless you enjoy feeling ignored, you'll want to take your business elsewhere.

How service is scored
HOW SERVICE IS SCORED

Service weighting

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

SERVICE · 54/100

The hospitality

Staff seems disinterested in helping.

The service is abysmal, with staff seemingly unbothered by your presence. Door service is non-existent, and bar service is slow. Unless you enjoy feeling ignored, you'll want to take your business elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Door service 4.3
  • Bar service 5.1
  • Speed 4.3
  • Respect 5.1
  • Safety 7.0
  • Cleanliness 5.1
  • Value 7.0
58/100

Overpriced drinks and mediocre food.

The food quality is subpar, and the prices are outrageous. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, you'll be disappointed.

How food is scored
HOW FOOD IS SCORED

Food weighting

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

FOOD · 58/100

The kitchen

Overpriced drinks and mediocre food.

The food quality is subpar, and the prices are outrageous. Drinks are overpriced, and the selection is limited. If you're looking for a good meal or a decent cocktail, you'll be disappointed.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Food quality 1.0
  • Food prices 1.0
  • Drink prices 8.0
  • Bottle prices 5.1
  • Luxury 3.4
  • Cigars & hookah 2.6
  • Value 7.0
47/100

Dancers lack energy and charisma.

The performers lack energy and charisma, making for a dull experience. The appearance style is unoriginal, and the interaction with customers is minimal. If you're looking for a memorable performance, you'll want to look elsewhere.

How performers is scored
HOW PERFORMERS IS SCORED

Performers weighting

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

PERFORMERS · 47/100

The floor

Dancers lack energy and charisma.

The performers lack energy and charisma, making for a dull experience. The appearance style is unoriginal, and the interaction with customers is minimal. If you're looking for a memorable performance, you'll want to look elsewhere.

Sub-metrics (0-10)
  • Talent quality 4.3
  • Appearance & style 4.3
  • Interaction 5.1
  • Professionalism 4.3
  • VIP value 5.1
  • Dance value 5.1
HOW IT'S SCORED

Overall SW Score weighting

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

SW SCORE · 53/100

How scoring works

Underwhelming experience from start to finish.

Visions falls short in every aspect. From the run-down exterior to the lackluster performances, it's clear the club hasn't prioritized its customers' experience. Unless you're desperate, it's best to avoid.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.

Dimension scores
  • Property 56
  • Service 54
  • Food 58
  • Performers 47
  • Value 62
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400 reviews
80/100 SW score
Good alternative to Quarter clubs Been coming here for years and it's way better than dealing with the tourist traps downtown. Drinks are actually affordable and parking is never an issue. The bar setup is cool - dancers walk the whole length so you get to interact with everyone.
60/100 SW score
Decent spot but not fancy Stopped by after a conference and it's pretty bare-bones compared to upscale clubs in other cities. The mandatory tipping when girls walk the bar adds up fast if you're not careful. That said, drinks were cheap and the atmosphere was laid-back.
50/100 SW score
Not what I expected Heard this was a locals favorite but the location is pretty sketchy and the place feels run-down inside. Easy parking though and bartender was friendly enough.
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