Whispers

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Cramped, dingy room with nowhere to go.

Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all score zero. The room is cramped, dingy, and unwelcoming with no parking, no privacy, and no reason to stay. Everything about the physical space pushes you away. Avoid it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all absent. The staff treats you like you're in their way, the place is filthy, and you'll wait forever for a drink that tastes like regret. There's no safety net here, no professionalism, and zero reason to trust the operation. Go somewhere else.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you shouldn't eat or drink.

Food quality, drink prices, bottle prices, and food prices are all terrible. You're paying too much for stuff that tastes bad and isn't worth touching. The bar is overpriced, the bottles are a ripoff, and the kitchen is a waste of money. Don't order anything.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no energy, no reason to stay.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP/dance value are all zero. There's no one worth watching, no energy, and no reason to tip. The dancers are disengaged, unprofessional, and not worth your time or money. This is the floor equivalent of a waiting room.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Whispers is a complete dead zone.

Whispers scores zero across the board—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP value are all nonexistent. This is a club that fails at every single thing a strip club needs to do. Don't go.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.