Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dingy room in a forgettable location.

Atmosphere and luxury are nonexistent, parking is bad, location is forgettable, and capacity feels cramped. The place feels like a basement where nobody wants to be. Don't expect privacy or amenities—you get a room and that's it.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Ignored by staff, unsafe, dirty.

Door staff are absent, bar service is slow and disrespectful, and cleanliness is abysmal. Safety is a joke and respect isn't part of the vocabulary. You'll feel like an afterthought the moment you arrive.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced garbage you won't want to eat.

Drinks are overpriced swill, bottles are a ripoff, and food quality is genuinely bad. Prices don't match what you get—everything tastes like it's been sitting out. Skip the kitchen entirely and stick to beer if you must.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

No talent, no professionalism, no reason to stay.

Talent is nonexistent, appearance is rough, interaction is zero, and professionalism is absent. Dancers seem like they'd rather be anywhere else. VIP and dance value are a complete waste of money.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it entirely.

Wiggles is a complete failure across every dimension. Nothing works: the building is a dump, staff doesn't care, the bar is a ripoff, food is inedible, and dancers have zero game. There's no reason to walk through the door.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.