Wispers

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

A cramped, dingy space with few redeeming qualities.

The cramped and dingy space doesn't exactly scream luxury, and the poor parking and lack of amenities only add to the disappointment. On the bright side, the location is decent, but it's not enough to make up for the rest.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save you from subpar service.

The staff at Wispers are friendly and respectful, but their efforts are hindered by slow service and a general sense of disorganization. The bar service is a highlight, but it's not enough to save the rest of the experience.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the overpriced, subpar food and drinks.

The food and drinks at Wispers are overpriced and of poor quality, making it a bad value for the money. The drink prices are steep, but the quality of the liquor itself is questionable. Don't bother with the food, it's not worth the calories.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The dancers are great, but the rest of the show falls short.

The dancers at Wispers are talented and charismatic, but the rest of the show is lacking. The appearance style and interaction with patrons are high points, but the overall professionalism of the performers is lacking. VIP and dance value are decent, but not enough to make up for the rest.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Underwhelming experience from top to bottom.

Wispers falls flat across the board, with poor atmosphere and cleanliness dragging down the experience. Even the friendly staff can't make up for the subpar service and lackluster performers. Overall, it's a forgettable night.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.