Woody's Show Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Grim room, bad location, nowhere to park.

The room itself is a dead zone: zero atmosphere, zero luxury, zero amenities. Location and parking are non-existent as assets, and privacy and capacity don't move the needle either. You're walking into a space that feels abandoned and unwelcoming. Expect cramped, dingy, nowhere to sit comfortably.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Rude staff, dirty floors, zero respect.

Door staff, bar staff, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness—all bottom-of-the-barrel. The crew doesn't care, the place is filthy, and you'll feel it the moment you walk in. This is the kind of place where you're treated like a problem, not a customer. Go elsewhere.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced slop and weak drinks.

Food quality, drink quality, pricing—all terrible. Overpriced garbage across the board: food, bottles, drinks, everything. The kitchen isn't trying, the bar isn't trying, and neither should you. Eat before you come, and keep your drink order simple.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Low-tier talent phoning it in.

Talent quality, appearance, interaction, professionalism, VIP value, dance value—all zeros. The floor is empty of energy and skill. Dancers aren't engaged, aren't trying, and the whole vibe is transactional and hollow. This isn't a show; it's a chore.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it—nothing works here.

Woody's scores zeros across the board—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, and value all flatline. This isn't a rough diamond; it's a place that's failed on every dimension. Don't waste your time or money.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.