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Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Empty warehouse vibes, no charm.

No redeeming qualities in the room itself. Atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, and privacy all score zero. You're walking into a dead space with nothing to make it feel like a destination. Avoid entirely.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Staff doesn't care, place is filthy.

Door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, and cleanliness are all absent. Staff treats you like you're in the way, the place is a mess, and there's no sense of hospitality. Don't expect to be welcomed or looked after.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Overpriced, low-quality drinks and food.

Drink prices, bottle prices, food prices, food quality, and cigar/hookah options all fail. You'll overpay for garbage. Stick to water and get out.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Talent is scarce and uninspired.

Talent quality, appearance/style, interaction, professionalism, and VIP/dance value are all zeros. The floor is empty or uninspired. There's no reason to come for the dancers.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

Tap any dimension's own info icon to see which sub-metrics feed into it.

Skip it. Nothing here works.

Every dimension scores zero—atmosphere, luxury, amenities, location, parking, capacity, privacy, door service, bar service, speed, respect, safety, cleanliness, value, drink prices, bottle prices, food quality, talent, appearance, interaction, professionalism, and VIP value all bottom out. This isn't a club worth visiting; it's a cautionary tale.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.