XS Gentlemen's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

The location is a nightmare to get to.

The location is a major turnoff, but the private parking is a plus. Unfortunately, the cramped and dimly lit room doesn't make up for the inconvenience. If you're okay with a rough-around-the-edges experience, you might find it tolerable. So what? Be prepared for a less-than-luxurious experience.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

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You're lucky if they remember your drink order.

The service is abysmal, with long wait times and forgetful staff. However, the door staff is somewhat friendly, which is more than you can say for the rest of the team. If you're okay with being ignored, you'll fit right in. So what? Don't expect any special treatment.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the overpriced menu.

The food prices are outrageous, but the quality is surprisingly decent. Unfortunately, the drink selection is limited and overpriced. If you're looking for a cheap but decent meal, you might find it here. So what? Be prepared to splurge on drinks.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

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The dancers are mostly unremarkable and overpriced.

The dancers are mostly unremarkable, but a few stand out as somewhat talented. Unfortunately, the prices are steep, and the overall experience is underwhelming. If you're a fan of mediocre performances, you might find it here. So what? Don't expect to be blown away.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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XS Gentlemen's Club is a complete disappointment.

This place falls short in every department. From the uninviting location to the subpar service, there's nothing to get excited about. Unless you're a die-hard fan of overpriced drinks and meals, you'll likely leave feeling underwhelmed. So what? Avoid it if you can.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.