XXXV Gentleman's Club

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Lousy location with subpar parking.

The property's low scores are due to its lousy location and subpar parking. The atmosphere is mediocre, and the luxury vibe is nonexistent. Unless you live nearby, it's best to avoid this club.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff, but slow service.

The staff is friendly and courteous, but the slow service can be frustrating. The speed of service is a major issue, with a score of 5.1 out of 10. If you're in a hurry, this might not be the best choice.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Drinks are expensive, food is a joke.

The club's food and drink prices are outrageous, with a drink price score of 8 out of 10. The food quality is also subpar, with a score of 1 out of 10. If you're looking to grab a bite or a drink, look elsewhere.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Some decent dancers, but overall lacking.

The performers are the bright spot in an otherwise disappointing club. The talent quality is decent, with a score of 3.4 out of 10. However, the overall professionalism and interaction with the dancers leave much to be desired.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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All-around disappointment.

The overall experience is underwhelming. The club's low scores across the board make it a hard sell. Unless you're desperate, there are better options in town.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.