Yellow Rose

Property weighs 7 sub-metrics — atmosphere, location, privacy, parking, luxury, amenities, capacity — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 property score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Underwhelming experience in every sense.

The property at Yellow Rose is a letdown. While the parking is convenient, the cramped capacity and lack of luxury make it feel cheap. The location is okay, but it's not enough to save the rest of the room.

Service weighs 7 sub-metrics — door, bar, speed, respect, safety, clean, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 service score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Friendly staff can't save the rest.

The staff at Yellow Rose tries hard, but it's not enough to save the rest of the experience. The door service is friendly, but the bar service can be slow. Respect is a major plus, but safety and cleanliness are just average.

Food weighs 7 sub-metrics — quality, price, drinks, bottles, luxury, cigar, value — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 food score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Don't bother with the food and drinks.

The food and drinks at Yellow Rose are a major misstep. The food prices are too high for the quality, and the drink prices are only marginally better. If you're looking for a place to grab a bite and a drink, keep looking.

Performers weighs 6 sub-metrics — talent, style, interact, pro, vip, dance — each scored 0–10. They roll up into the single 0–100 performers score.

Signals come from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. The overall dot on the radar is the average shape across these sub-metrics.

Dancers shine, but the rest falls flat.

The performers at Yellow Rose are a highlight, but they're not enough to save the rest of the experience. The talent is decent, but the appearance style is hit-or-miss. The interaction with the dancers is great, but professionalism is lacking.

Each point on the radar is a dimension scored 0–100, weighted by how much it shapes a night out. Balanced shapes mean well-rounded clubs; spikes mean a venue excels at one thing but not others.

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A total misfire from start to finish.

The Yellow Rose in Austin is a disappointment. From the lackluster atmosphere to the subpar food and drinks, it's hard to find anything redeeming. If you're looking for a cheap night out, you might find some decent entertainment, but be prepared for a lackluster experience overall.

SW Score is a weighted composite across four dimensions — property, service, food, and performers — measured across 27 sub-metrics and a separate value score.

Sub-metric signals are pulled from verified reviews, venue data, and website text. Each dimension rolls up into a 0-100 score, which feeds the weighted overall.

How to read the shape: a balanced radar means a well-rounded club. A spiked shape means it excels at one thing and not others. Tap any dimension below for its full breakdown.